Dear client,
I am sorry to tell you your request for the
Moon on a Stick is not possible, I have tried to explain this to you in various
different ways, politely, simply, forcefully, aggressively and most
recently, just plain go fuck yourself.
viz.That you cannot have what you ask for in the time you need, with the
resources we have available.
Regardless of the way I express it, the problem still
remains. It can't be done, please stop asking so I can stop refusing and we can
prevent further escalation, whereupon you may find your moon stick lodged
somewhere painful, but which hopefully will result in you being too distracted
to ask for your unreasonable request for some time
Please advise on how you want to move forward rather than
suggestions of a different type of stick the result of which has already been
described.
Lots of love…
A pissed off coder.
Ahthankyew
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