So that was a good thing then?

I had 4 polyps removed during my colonosopy, and it turns out 2 of them were the nasty pre-cancer types... so... yeah... good... 

Had I not had this test caused by my unwelcome attack of divericulitis, I would have been quite unlikely to have gone for a colonoscopy and within a few years would be dead.

Basically...dead .

So.. yeah... funny eh! The nasty attack of constipation that caused me to go to hozzie basically saved my life.

I have to go back for checks every 5 years to snip any new ones, but thats fine, I will be happy to do that.

phew

Ahthankyew

97kg even more shit

My final weight before the procedure was 97Kg, after a long long night of running to the loo every 30-45 mins I basically emptied out totally.

The procedure was fine, I felt nothing at all, I slept through it mostly, but they did remove 4 polyps, which is a good thing as it will prevent future cancers forming.. However they warned me there might be a little blood and pain when the painkillers wore off.

The wore off.... they lied... it wasn't a little, it was quite severe, but hey ho, its only for a few days.

I have a phone appointment booked on the 26th to discuss the results and move on to managment of my diverticulosos...which will mostly revolved around continuing to lose some of that weight which I hastily put back on with a massive steak and tatties when I'd got home and snoozed for a bit.

Ahthankyew

98.4kg, I was so full of shit!

4 days of fasting, (only 3 bowls of soup) and now on the meds to shit for the UK in the world diarrhea champiopnships, before tomorrows camera up the bum fun.

Its not fat of course, its litterlly my bowels emptying out, so as soon as I start eating again this will slide back up, but I'll try to maintain a lower intake to keep the drop going.

Even so, being under 100kg for the 1st time in several years is a nice boost to the confidence..Though I do feel a bit wrecked from the meds waking me up at 7am for a Jackson Pollock event.

I'm dreaming of sausage and mash though, soon as I'm able.

Ahthankyew

And the Fast continues

Im hungry

thats what happens when you fast...

And also you lose weight, but I'm not even remotely convinced I've lost any body mass yet, just emptying out my bowls, but thats enoiugh for 2 kilos.

Hovering on the 100.2 mark this morning, probably going to break it tomorrow.

Ahthankyew

The Fast begins

I have my colonoscopy on Monday, so have had to switch to a strict low fibre/content diet ending with liquid only on Sunday.

That'll drop me under 100 fucking kilos.... bahhh

Anyway no biggie, just got to stop eating now, drink water when hungry and flush my system clean so the nice doctors can give me some happy meds before sticking cameras up my ass....

At least I hope they are happy meds....

Ahthankyew