/Geordie accent ON
Day fooor in da Breda house.
Brian has been been slow to recover from his late night solo drinking session and is missing the company of his housemates.
After the highlights of taking t'dog ooot for its regular pee's and poos and checking t' mail box to see if anybody loves him, Brian has retreated to the bedroom to play one of his many guitars badly and louder than he would normally get away with.
Big bruvver would very much like him to stop playing his guitars badly and have him go ooot t'shop and get some milk.
/Geordie accent OFF
Can't even make this funny.....booooooorrrrrrreeeeeeed