Tuesday, 19 January 2010

Faulty cleaning fairies

I have recently noticed a small problem with my cleaning fairies...these of course as all men know, are the small invisible fairies who pick up your crisp wrappers, cups, glasses, plates or orange peels that you accidently leave on the coffee table before bed, and magically put them in the bin for you, so that you don't see them in the morning. Thus providing a helpful and calming service that leads to communal bliss.

Mine for some reason, keep putting my odds and ends onto my work desk of a morning, which is odd, when you think that their little wings need to expend a huge amount of energy to carry things like glasses, cups, wrappers and so on, all that way to my desk, when in fact they could use slighlty less energy by flying straight to the bin with them and leaving no trace of their existance.

Y'know, in the way that Bina's admitidly underused but much more devoted and totally unnoticed cleaning faries do with her things?

I do hope my cleaning fairies will sort themselves out soon, I'd hate to have to put a complaint into the head cleaning fairy about the shoddy service of late, I wouldn't want to be the cause of a general strike in fairy land.



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Boring old Fart said...

well thanks, nice to know someone is reading my mindless ramblings. ;)

Colin McNulty said...

My cleaning fairies can't seem to make it up the stairs, I think they have vertigo...

Boring old Fart said...

Mine can't read...or can't take the hint!!!

Boring old Fart said...

Mine can't read...or can't take the hint!!!